This post has been reserved for Corky Budderhor's information.
Claud Dehdbrane used to work as a ringmaster in the BuddeRing Traveling Circus, up until an elephant's tusk hit him on the skull, causing serious brain damage. He was out cold for days. Once he awakened, he had no memory of the BuddeRing days, but was deathly affraid of elephants ever since. His wife, Peutina Budderhor, could not stand his constant talk of baby animals and his fantasies of unicorns frollicing through rainbows and feilds of flowers, and divorced him. She later married Hank Gnobuddi.
Grandma Budderhor felt sorry for the lonely man and adopted him into the Budderhor Clan as Corky Budderhor. He is now a happy senior, his age around 56 years. Corky has terrified copious Budderhors with his tales of Unicorns playing with ducklings and kittens, while puppies sing a lullaby to "Mr. Sunshine", the rainbow king.
Corky Budderhor's favorite song is Puff the Magic Dragon, and his favorite game is Simurg Versus Unicorn: Rainbow Idol edtion. When asked his favorite color, he replied, "Rainbowy!!!".
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I heard that Corky once made pretty pink stuffed ponies for everyone in the Budderhor clan, but the dolls were all returned - most of them hideously mangled
I ran into Corky the other day at Vons. He was cuddling a stuffed kitten and singing, "Somewhere Over the Rainbow." He later stuffed a box of Lucky Charms down his pants (there's a rainbow on the box) and attempted to escape with it. The security guard caught him and spanked him hard. Corky giggled the whole time, and I felt dirty. Later, I'm pretty sure I saw Corky playing the harmonica and drooling by the Rite Aid at Topanga and Ventura. He has his Ph.D. in astrophysics, if I have the right man in mind. Ask him about quarks, and he'll tell you some fascinating things you'll never remember. The next time I spot him, I'll hand him a feeder mouse from Petco so he'll have something to do with his copious free time.
Interesting information. Are you in any danger for revealing this privileged material?
Charity is a wonderful thing, but one must draw the line....Corky is obviously deranged and must be prevented from further sullying the family reputation, which, as we know, is impeccable and of notible and distinguished long standing within the community. For heaven's sake, put a stop to his nonsense!
I must further point out, with great emphasis, that, most fortunately, Corky is Not Blood. NO NO NO Budderhor blood runs in his veins. No Budderhor genes fill his jeans. Were 'something' to 'happen' to Corky, were some unlucky event to shorten his usless, miserable, humiliating life, no detective would come to a Budderhor for a DNA sample, because, simply, NO BUDDERHOR SHARES DNA WITH THAT SIMPLETON!!!! I mean, with that unfortunate being. Who, in such an instance, would be a 'being' no more (if you get my drift).
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