What is IT?

I have been asked about IT copious times, and I feel that it is time to reveal the Bright and Joyous Past, the Dark and Painful Present, and the Doomed and Gloomy Future of the Budderhor Clan. If you do not know of him, Corky Budderhor is still cought up in the Bright and Joyous Past. He can sleep soundly at night and always manages to have Bright and Joyous Dreams and thoughts, as opposed to the other members of the Clan. (He seems to have the ability to ignore the many problems that tha Clan faces. Death, Destruction, Decapitation, etc. Corky's only fear is Dentistry. I do not blame him. The rare and valuable Candies work wonders on your teeth.)

Father is walking up the stairs now. I must go.

Thank you for reading,
Rebecca Budderhor

Hello.

I am Rebecca Budderhor and I have created this "blog" to unveil the dark secrets of the Budderhor Clan. Father does not know that I am posting here, so do not tell him, please.


Thank you.